“Man, the end of the year is really heating up. We got baseball season coming up. I’m a pitcher and I’m going to throw cheeseballs until I need Tommy John surgery. The team’s looking really good this year, [we] might make a deep run in the playoffs. I might even whip out my world famous stinkball, if necessary when I’m pitching. I’m probably most excited for the Myrtle trip though; there’s nothing like boys, baseball, and the beach.”